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Startup Studio. AI-Driven. Relentlessly Funny.

Foundric, LLC is a creator-led venture lab building brands like Trash Talk Translator, The Mocking Post, and Dink Responsibly. We use LLM pipelines to engineer satire, books, and viral products at scale.

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What We're Building

The Mocking Post

A satirical news outlet run by editorial mischief.

In Development

Kindling Post

The softer side of Mocking Post. Stories that burn brighter, firepit for the soul.

In Development

🔥 Trash Talk Translator

AI-generated roasts for gym bros, gamers & savage squads. Social media apps.

In Development

Dink Responsibly

Pickleball meets strategy. With sass. A must-read for players who dink hard.

Launching Fall 2025

Roasted: Your Self-Esteem Called – It Quit

A demotivational self-help book with sarcastic quotes and psychological warfare.

Launching Fall 2025

Carvoli

The smarter way to stay on top of your car’s maintenance, fuel tracking, and service history.

Concept Phase

Meet Scott — The Builder Behind Foundric, LLC

With over two decades of experience in software development, product management/strategy, and startup execution, I bring a hybrid mindset to every venture.

Foundric is where I launch original brands that merge AI, humor, and human insight — from sports tech to digital media.

Available for consulting, contract engagements, or full-time leadership roles in product management/strategy and execution.